HOUSEPLANTS AT IKEA
I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.
Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
You can see how I lived before I met you. You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! And I'm his friend Jesus. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fatal. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Noooooo! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Shut up and get to the point!
Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! You don't know how to do any of those. I never loved you. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay!
Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Then we'll go with that data file! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?
And I'm his friend Jesus. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
But existing is basically all I do! Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Daylight and everything.
Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? A true inspiration for the children. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Soothe us with sweet lies.
But I've never been to the moon! You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! Soothe us with sweet lies. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.
