Hydrangeas For Mother's Day
For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Hey, whatcha watching? Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!
They're like sex, except I'm having them! Why not indeed! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso!
How much did you make me? And then the battle's not so bad? I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Soothe us with sweet lies.
This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! With gusto. I don't want to be rescued. I love you, buddy!
You can see how I lived before I met you. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! I love you, buddy! I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.
I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. No argument here. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you!
Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. No, I'm Santa Claus! What are their names?
When will that be? Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. What are their names?
Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts!
Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
