🌿 Plantpedia

Anyone who laughs is a communist! Bender, you risked your life to save me! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. I can explain. It's very valuable.

Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Ow, my spirit! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Kif might! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Take me to your leader! They're like sex, except I'm having them! That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.

I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. A true inspiration for the children. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me!

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Hey, whatcha watching? Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! No! The cat shelter's on to me. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay!

I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.

That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. I wish! It's a nickel. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".

Hello Morbo, how's the family? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! It's toe-tappingly tragic! But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.