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Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! A true inspiration for the children. I just told you! You've killed me! With gusto.

Bender, quit destroying the universe! Large bet on myself in round one. Bite my shiny metal ass. Ooh, name it after me! Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

Shut up and get to the point! Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Leela's gonna kill me. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.

Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.

Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. I had more, but you go ahead. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Now what? Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. So, how 'bout them Knicks?

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it! I can explain. It's very valuable. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

How much did you make me? You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.