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I never loved you. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

Why did you bring us here? And why did 'I' have to take a cab? With gusto. Tell her she looks thin.

I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!

What are their names? Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

No! The cat shelter's on to me. Bender, we're trying our best. Negative, bossy meat creature! That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

I'm Santa Claus! Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Your best is an idiot! I never loved you.

I just told you! You've killed me! Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Why not indeed! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

Bender, we're trying our best. You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!