🌿 Plantpedia

Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? You can see how I lived before I met you. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Professor, make a woman out of me. You're going to do his laundry?

Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!

When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

And I'm his friend Jesus. Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Kif might! I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.

No! The cat shelter's on to me. Tell them I hate them. You can see how I lived before I met you. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

Shut up and get to the point! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. I wish! It's a nickel.

File not found. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.

Well, then good news! It's a suppository. A true inspiration for the children. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.