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Shut up and get to the point! Kids have names? What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Professor, make a woman out of me. Look, last night was a mistake. Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
Moving along… Daylight and everything. No, I'm Santa Claus! Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
Fatal. Now what? Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Leela's gonna kill me.
No! The cat shelter's on to me. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. I don't want to be rescued. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Ooh, name it after me! Kids have names?
Bite my shiny metal ass. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Say what? Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.
For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Large bet on myself in round one. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Your best is an idiot! Can we have Bender Burgers again? Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! I just told you! You've killed me! Oh God, what have I done? I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
