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What hope do we have?

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You've swallowed a planet! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hit me with a cricket bat. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

You've swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You've swallowed a planet!

Molly Boone

I'm Molly, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone before. This man is a knight in shining armor. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they'll be.