What if I’ve never had a plant before?
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! No, I'm Santa Claus! There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
Bender?! You stole the atom. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Now what? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Okay, I like a challenge. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. You don't know how to do any of those. They're like sex, except I'm having them! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Professor, make a woman out of me. I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!
Yes! In your face, Gandhi! WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Professor, make a woman out of me. Bite my shiny metal ass. Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial?
What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Why would I want to know that? I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Why would I want to know that? Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
